Who taught Kevin the old drinking a coffee through a Tim Tam trick? Who guided Kevin when he created the first working perpetual motion machine? We aren’t sure. One thing we do know is that when he isn’t trading sandwich recipes with Haggard Kevin is busy practicing for his big interview with the CBAB Boys. Lets see what Kevin had to say.
CBAB: Will you join us in the crusade to get Jesse Wagstaff rockin’ the head band and knee high socks? Do you think we should add a shooting sleeve to the equation?
KL: The closer we can get Jesse to dress and play like Jackie Moon from Semi Pro the better our team will be off.
(CBAB: C’mon Jesse, do it)
CBAB: Are the rumours true that the reason you came back to the Wildcats was because you didn’t make it into the Jersey Shore House?
KL: Yes I can confirm those rumors. Apparently my hair did not have enough gel in it to be on that show.
CBAB: How has it been being Matty Knight’s slave whilst he was hobbling around the place?
KL: It takes its toll on you. I’m mentally and physically drained, just glad he’s back now.
CBAB: Your team mates love to mention your ‘extra curricular activities’. What can you tell us about those?
KL: My extra-curricular activities could be compared to watching the Ashes test. Not very exciting.
CBAB: Besides yourself, which Wildcat is most likely to get caught looking at pictures of themselves on the internet?
KL: I think Stevie Weigh, but only because he’s preparing himself for the next audition of the Twilight movie.
CBAB: If you and Cher were romantically involved your celebrity couple name would be ‘Cherish’. Discuss?
KL: I can tell you there wouldn’t be much I would “Cherish” in that relationship.
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CBAB: You are starting your own business. What does it do, what do you call it and what positions do you recruit Haggard & R.Diddy in?
KL: I would start my own floor wiping business after my “slip up” in New Zealand. In fact I could call it “Slip Up”. Haggard and R. Diddy wouldn’t be qualified for any of those positions though.
(CBAB: True, we would be over qualified)
CBAB: Are you the only Wildcat that can’t dunk?
KL: Do you count our coaches as Wildcats?
(CBAB: We thought we did)
CBAB: What is the most embarrassing moment you have had on the basketball court?
KL: During a game in high school I realized in warm ups that I was actually wearing my sister’s game shorts and not mine. Let’s just say things didn’t feel right…
CBAB: The basketball nation was devastated to hear of Shawn Redhage’s injury. Please write a limerick in not only Shawn’s honour but to help cheer Red-Dawg up.
KL: Although the times are trying
and the road of life is winding,
just know you’re in our thoughts,
and we’re proud of how you’ve fought.
You continue to inspire us all!
Wow, that was actually pretty deep hah.
CBAB: If you had the power, which person involved with the Wildcats would you like to sack?
KL: I guess the electricians who were in charge of getting the air conditioning and score board to work in Challenge. Although to their credit, things have been working smooth as of late!
